ELV was thinking about things the other day (and no, it didn’t hurt). He was thinking about how lucky he is to have had a front row seat at the biggest restaurant revolution a world city has …

ELV was thinking about things the other day (and no, it didn’t hurt). He was thinking about how lucky he is to have had a front row seat at the biggest restaurant revolution a world city has ever had. He was thinking about how jerks…

ELV has been looking for new staff persons of late. The first candidate may dress a bit formally , but he’s been looking for work ever since his doppelganger went to that big burrito in the sky. This guy may need a fashion lesson , but ELV will try to ignore his obvious …

Yeah, summer is here and we at ELV hate it. We hate it because we go off our feed, red wine tastes like sh*t in 110 degree weather, we look pretty ridiculous in the barely-there clothes we’re forced to wear, and …

[Show as slideshow] Back in the day, all brew masters looked like this . Now they look like Jacopo Lenci — a 26 year old Italian who started brewing beer in his garage — and now runs an uber-hip …

As the worst President in the history of America once said: Let me make this perfectly clear: Eating Las Vegas has enormous respect for the job Heidi Knapp Rinella does at the Review Journal. She is a good writer who is stuck with editors who are stuck in 1982. We thought our little piece of satirical conversation posted yesterday made that…

rm-new-menu-004-large ◄ Back Next ► Picture 1 of 13 While everyone knows ELV eats better than just about anyone on the planet,           his staff is often left to scrounge and forage for leftovers

rm-new-menu-004-large ◄ Back Next ► Picture 1 of 13 While everyone knows ELV eats better than just about anyone on the planet,           his staff is often left to scrounge and forage for leftovers in the office fridge.

It’s come to our attention at ELV that some of our more demanding readers expect full blown reviews when sometimes the constraints of time, attention, energy, laziness, excessive imbibing, and actually having to earn a living to support our ourselves make such extensive prose difficult-…

No, we didn’t add a new more boring theme to EatingLV. Recently we updated our hosting software and with it came a few bugs.  One of which is that it…

ELV ain’t no arch-ee-teck, but no matter how many times we walk past this sculpture (…usually on our way to Brasserie Puck or Mastro’s Ocean Club ): [Show as slideshow] The Flash Player and a browser with Javascript…

[Show as slideshow] If you follow us on Facebook or Twitter, you may have seen that yesterday we had one of the all time worst corned beef hashes known to man. The particular abomination came to us via Mr. Lucky’s — the 24/7 restaurant in …

No, not the geezers you’re gonna see at the Super Bowl. These guys, in their prime: Why are they the best rock band of all time? 1) They played there own instruments …

Eating Las Vegas has been informed that Bar Masa does not actually have 418 seats. It has the capacity for 418 seats. The actual seating is for 182 persons. ELV regrets the error.